Shit.
Helvetica is the only real choice here. And I'm not even really a fan of that. I've yet to update my doorman diaries blog in quite some time. Not that any of you care. Heathen assholes.
Consider this an update then. Until I choose to vomit digitally again. Fiberoptically? Spellcheck says fiberoptically isn't a word. It is now.
